Masturbation...

The company I keep is what I always sought

Pretentious indulgence amounts to naught

I am all of this and so much more

I believe I’m a god and the obvious is my lore.

Embrace your living and design your most

That way you’ll know that I do not idly boast

Take hold of the future as you should have the past

And have yourself an isolated blast.

Let your imagination define your being

Stop! Turn around! Face what you’re fleeing

Take a moment and meet the beast

Lock yourself in a room and let it feast.

And if you try to hide but don’t succeed

Rest assured that if I knew, you’d bleed.