Sunday 14 April 2013

Personal ad–Wanted, not needed…

Seeking an evolved, mature human being for long term friendship.

Must be an anarcho-anti-theist-sapiosexual with a preference for tri-nogomy and no desire to have kids or pets; must be a strong and confident traveller, warrior and healer; emphatically individualistic, compassionate, empathic, non-materialistic, without unresolved issues or too much baggage.

Must love yourself unconditionally, must be honest with yourself, independent enough to be yourself and must thoroughly enjoy being with yourself.

Must enjoy good music – especially mainstream-leaning-to-third-stream-jazz and avant-garde (those who dig Tom Waits and Frank Zappa and with an aversion to pop will be given preference): well-read with a love for good theatre, film, dance, visual art, street art and socially conscious, honest expression: the successful candidate will also understand the purpose of art.

Must be able to enjoy alcohol, and partake of an occasional toke with a strong possibility of a sporadic lined-up conversation or an infrequent jaunt with the good Doctor Hoffman.

Must enjoy silence and the value of simplicity with no delusions of any nature.

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